Bahasa Inggris Ala Madura

Bahasa Inggris Ala Madura
Adalah sebuah cerita tentang seorang madura yang kaya raya pergi ke suatu tempat dan menginap di sebuah hotel yang mewah. Sebelum tidur malam ia memanggil pelayan hotel untuk pesan sarapan agar besok pagi dia tidak perlu repot.

Orang Madura ( OM ): Pelayan saya mau pesan sarapan untuk besok pagi ya, tolong dicatat, saya minta diantar di kamar saya jam 6 pagi, jangan telat ya sebab saya ada rapat.

Pelayan (P): Mau pesan apa Tuan?
OM : Saya mau pesan bret jembret.
P: Apa Tuan???
OM : Bret jembret!!!
P: Maaf Tuan apa itu bret jembret???
OM : Sampeyan ini gimana sih, jadi pelayan hotel terkenal kok bego. Anda bisa bahasa inggris nggak ?? Bahasa inggrisnya roti apa?
P: Bread Tuan.
OM : Nah sekarang bahasa inggrisnya selai apa???
P: Jam Tuan.
OM : Lah itu kalau roti dikasih selai terus atasnya dikasih roti lagi apa nggak bread jam bread tak iyah… doh sampeyan ini gimana sih!!!
P: Ooooooooooh itu Tuan. Lalu minumnya apa Tuan??
OM : Susu soda!!!
P: Pakai es Tuan???
OM: Lho lha iya pakai es dong, kalo ndak pake es kan jadi 'u u oda' tak iya, dok re mak sampeyan iki!!!

Surat dari Setan yang Benci Allah

SURAT DARI SETAN UNTUK MU

Aku melihatmu kemarin, saat engkau memulai aktifitas harianmu.
Kau bangun tanpa sujud mengerjakan subuhmu
Bahkan kemudian, kau juga tidak mengucapkan "Bismillah" sebelum memulai
santapanmu, juga tidak sempat mengerjakan shalat Isha sebelum berangkat
ketempat tidurmu
Kau benar2 orang yang bersyukur, Aku menyukainya
Aku tak dapat mengungkapkan betapa senangnya aku melihatmu tidak merubah
cara hidupmu.
Hai Bodoh, Kamu millikku.
Ingat, kau dan aku sudah bertahun-tahun bersama,
dan aku masih belum bisa benar2 mencintaimu .
Malah aku masih membencimu, karena aku benci Allah.
Aku hanya menggunakanmu untuk membalas dendamku kepada Allah.
Dia sudah mencampakkan aku dari surga, dan aku akan tetap memanfaatkanmu
sepanjang masa untuk mebalaskannya

Kau lihat, ALLAH MENYAYANGIMU dan dia masih memiliki rencana-rencana
untukmu dihari depan.
Tapi kau sudah menyerahkan hidupmu padaku,
dan aku akan membuat kehidupanmu seperti neraka.
Sehingga kita bisa bersama dua kali dan ini akan menyakiti hati ALLAH

Aku benar-benar berterimakasih padamu, karena aku sudah menunjukkan
kepada NYA siapa yang menjadi pengatur dalam hidupmu dalam masa2 yang
kita jalani

Kita nonton film porno bersama, memaki orang, mencuri, berbohong,
munafik, makan sekenyang-kenyangya , guyon2an jorok, bergosip, manghakimi
orang, menghujam orang dari belakang, tidak hormat pada orang tua ,
Tidak menghargai Masjid, berperilaku buruk.
TENTUNYA kau tak ingin meninggalkan ini begitu saja.
Ayolah, Hai Bodoh, kita terbakar bersama, selamanya.
Aku masih memiliki rencana2 hangat untuk kita.
Ini hanya merupakan surat penghargaanku untuk mu.
Aku ingin mengucapkan 'TERIMAKASIH' karena sudah mengizinkanku
memanfaatkan hampir semua masa hidupmu.
Kamu memang sangat mudah dibodohi, aku menertawakanmu.
Saat kau tergoda berbuat dosa kamu menghadiahkan tawa.
Dosa sudah mulai mewarnai hidupmu.
Kamu sudah 20 tahun lebih tua, dan sekarang aku perlu darah muda.
Jadi, pergi dan lanjutkanlah mengajarkan orang-orang muda bagaimana
berbuat dosa.
Yang perlu kau lakukan adalah merokok, mabuk-mabukan, berbohong, berjudi,
bergosip, dan hiduplah se-egois mungkin.
Lakukan semua ini didepan anak-anak dan mereka akan menirunya.
Begitulah anak-anak .
Baiklah, aku persilahkan kau bergerak sekarang.
Aku akan kembali beberapa detik lagi untuk menggoda mu lagi.
Jika kau cukup cerdas, kau akan lari sembunyi, dan bertaubat atas
dosa-dosamu.
Dan hidup untuk Allah dengan sisa umurmu yang tinggal sedikit.
Memperingati orang bukan tabiatku, tapi diusiamu sekarang dan tetap
melakukan dosa, sepertinya memang agak aneh.
Jangan salah sangka, aku masih tetap membencimu.
Hanya saja kau harus menjadi orng tolol yang lebih baik dimata ALLAH.

Online Dating Can Help You Meet Your Dream Partner

By Russell Strider


Online dating is very simple, as anyone can get connected with people from all over the world with just a couple of mouse clicks. The process is quite easy - pay a visit to a dating website, sign up there and set up a small profile of yourself so you can get started. The best thing about this kind of dating is the fact that you don't need to go anywhere to look for a person. You can find your dream partner right on the internet.

In case you're a beginner then you might want to be aware that not all dating sites are alike. You have to look for a site that suits your interests. For example, if you're looking for a Christian dating site, then use that same keyword to search for the site because there are actually a huge number of dating sites offered online and some web sites are dedicated to a particular ethnicity, age group, or area. In addition, you'll need to have an idea of the sort of individual you're searching for then search accordingly.

Once you register for an online dating web site, you need to set up a profile so that other people can look at your profile and communicate with you. Your profile should be appealing and needs to reflect your personality and your interests. Take your time when filling out the form and give detailed details about yourself. You'll be asked specific questions such as what are your passions, hobbies and your interests.

Always attempt to make an honest portrayal of yourself so that others don't end up getting disappointed or surprised after they eventually meet you for the very first time. It is said that the first impression is the last impression, so make your first impression right in every respect. When your profile is completed, you'll be able to search other profiles on that particular dating site and talk about your interests with the individuals you meet up with.

One of the greatest things about dating on the internet is that you have an opportunity to interact with a lot of like-minded individuals. On the other hand, it is very important not to hurry the process. For instance, when you start talking to a person on the internet, don't share your telephone number or email address right away. Take the time and get to know one another. Only once you really feel at ease with a person should you reveal your own personal information.

Online dating is presently getting enormous popularity around the globe. There are many free dating sites where you are able to sign up and meet up with individuals who share your interests. However, you need to always search for a reputable site. Register now and meet your dream partner online.




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Study How you can Get By far the most Out Of your Garden

By Maxwell Mierow


For many of us, gardening is more than something we do simply to make our house or our property look more attractive. It can be an ideal way to lower our stress levels and get some exercise while breathing in fresh air and getting in touch with nature.

Grow and plant seeds successfully. Make a small hole in the soil with a chopstick and drop three seeds in. When the seedlings emerge, snips off the weaker sprouts, leaving only the strongest plant Wait 4 to 5 weeks before transplanting. Wait until the weather is not so cold at night, as a sudden cold snap will kill most seedlings.

Prepare your garden bed in the fall for spring planting with this simple method. Lay down several layers of newspaper where you plan to grow your garden, wetting it down as you go. Cover the newspaper with thick black plastic, making sure the edges are secured so it doesn't fly away. In the spring, remove the plastic and plant seeds right through the newspaper and into the soil.

To fight off weeds in a natural way, make your own homemade weedkiller. Simply mix water and white vinegar in a bottle, and spray it the same way you would a normal weedkiller. As an added bonus, the vinegar solution will also serve as a source of nutrients to your plants.

Make a do it yourself twine holder by grabbing a rolled up length of twine and putting it into a small clay pot. Pull a small portion of the twine out the drainage hole and flip the pot upside down. You will always know where your twine is instead of digging around for it in a toolbox or shed.

Make sure you are realistic about your gardening abilities. It is easy to get excited about the possibilities that your garden holds. However, it does not make sense to purchase seeds that will not thrive in your climate. Research what type of plants you can successfully grow and stick to your list when shopping.

Use a raised bed for your vegetable garden. Using a raised bed is a great way to control the soil that you are planting in. It can also act as a deterrent for some pests and wildlife. You can buy a raised bed that is already made, or just use some old lumber.

It is important that you protect your hands while you work in your garden. If you do not wear gloves while you work in your yard, your hands can suffer from infections and other contaminants. Make sure that you keep your body safe by wearing protective clothing and gloves.

Grow evergreen plants. If you grow too many evergreen plants, your garden runs the risk of looking very gloomy, but a few well-placed evergreens can give a year-round framework. Choose evergreen plants with variegated or lighter green foliage, rather than sticking to darker colors. They can be used as a backdrop for spring and summer plants, and be the main attraction in the fall and winter.

If you are going to be doing a lot of work in your garden very close to the ground, such as weeding or planting, use a garden stool or pad to protect your knees. This will make it easier to get back up again and move once you finish, and will also reduce bruising on your knees.

Use a sanitary laundry basket to pick your fruit and vegetable harvest. They are reusable and already have holes so you can rinse the dirt and debris off your yields. It acts like a strainer and will replace the function of wood baskets. Save money and stay green at the same time.

Add some earthworms into your garden soil. Earthworms are great in tunneling and loosening up the soil, giving the roots of your plants plenty of air space. They help make soil that is rich in nutrients by breaking down dead plant materials. Earthworms are a much better solution for your garden than commercial fertilizers.

As we discussed at the beginning of this article, you can improve your gardening skills by educating yourself. When you are educated, you will know where to focus your efforts to have a better yield. Use the fantastic tips you learned here, and you will be destined for gardening success.




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Fabrice Muamba - 'Tuhan Menjawab Doaku'

Fabrice Muamba - 'Tuhan Menjawab Doaku'
Fabrice Muamba, menceritakan bagaimana ia kembali dari kematian dan berkata: "Saya meminta Tuhan untuk melindungi saya - dan Dia tidak mengecewakan saya."

Secara emosional bintang sepak bola berusia  24 tahun itu berbicara untuk pertama kalinya sejak ia pingsan dan "mati" di lapangan di depan jutaan pemirsa TV. Berbicara dalam wawancara ekslusif dengan The Sun dia mengatakan: "Apa yang terjadi pada saya benar-benar suatu keajaiban."

 Muamba, seorang Kristen yang taat, menambahkan: "Saya adalah bukti nyata kekuatan doa. Selama 78 menit saya sudah mati dan bahkan jika saya hidup diperkirakan akan menderita kerusakan otak."
 

 "Tapi saya sangat hidup dan duduk di sini berbicara sekarang. Seseorang di atas sana telah menjagaku. Pada pagi hari pertandingan saya berdoa dengan ayah saya dan meminta Tuhan untuk melindungi saya - dan ia tidak mengecewakan saya ".

Dalam wawancara eksklusif dengan The Sun, Muamba mengungkapkan ia dicekam oleh sesuatu sensasi yang aneh "keluar dari tubuh" hanya dalam hitungan detik sebelum ia pingsan. Jantungnya berhenti selama 78 menit saat pertandingan Piala FA Spurs di White Hart Lane pada 17 Maret.

Muamba tak sadarkan diri selama tiga hari dan menghabiskan 40 hari di rumah sakit. Air matanya mengalir saat ia berbicara tentang sukacitanya melihat keluarganya ketika ia mulai mengalami pemulihan.



Sebagai seorang Kristen yang taat Muamba mengatakan dia berdoa bersama ayahnya hanya beberapa jam sebelum pertandingan. Dia berkata: "Kami bepergian ke tempat pertandingan dengan kereta api, Jumat.

"Pada hari Sabtu ayah saya menelepon saya di hotel tim dan kami berdoa bersama-sama seperti yang selalu kami lakukan sebelum pertandingan.

"Kami berdoa meminta perlindungan Tuhan - itu sesuatu yang sering
kami lakukan di telepon," kata Ayah Muamba, Marcel, 45 tahun  dari Walthamstow, London Timur.

Marcel
menceritakan bagaimana ia memohon kepada Allah untuk mengampuni anaknya. Dia berkata: "Saya dibawa ke unit perawatan intensif langsung dari White Hart Lane dengan mobil van polisi.

"Saya jelas sangat khawatir bahwa Fabrice tidak akan
bertahan tapi iman kami sangat kuat dan saya sangat percaya Tuhan akan menjawab doa saya untuk menyelamatkannya. Di dalam van saya ingat dengan tenang berbicara ke ketua Bolton Phil Gartside dan berkata, 'Fabrice akan baik-baik saja'. Dia mungkin mengira aku gila.

"Tapi entah kenapa
saya hanya tahu Fabrice akan aman di tangan Tuhan."

Setelah masuk rumah sakit, Marcel mengunci diri di dalam bilik toilet selama lima menit
dan berdoa dengan intens. Dia berkata: "Saya mengatakan kepada Allah, silahkan mengurus semuanya.

Lalu
Marcel masuk ke kamar Fabrice dengan hati yang. Marcel memegang tangan Muamba yang dingin dan lemas dan berbisik di telinganya.

Dia bercerita: "Saya mengatakan kepada Fabrice, 'Saya tahu
kamu mendengarkan saya. Saya memberitahu kamu bahwa kamu akan keluar dari rumah sakit ini melalui pintu depan bukan lewat pintu belakang.

"Lalu saya berkata kepada Tuhan,
Engkau adalah Tuhan yang membangkitkan Lazarus dari kematian. Sekarang ini nyatakanlah kemuliaan-Mu."

"Orang-orang di sekitar saya pada saat itu kagum dengan betapa tenangnya saya setelah saya berdoa dan bagaimana saya yakin bahwa Fabrice akan OK. Mereka pikir saya menolak untuk membiarkan diriku percaya anak saya akan mati karena saya tidak bisa menerima apa yang terjadi.

"Pada tahap bahwa banyak orang percaya bahkan jika ia selamat ia akan
menderita kerusakan otak dan tidak pernah bisa menjadi dirinya seperti yang dulu.

"Tapi saya tenang karena saya
percaya kepada Allah. Dan Tuhan tidak mengecewakan saya. "


Sementara untuk saat belum ada kepastian apakah Fabrice Muamba masih akan terjun dalam sepak bola. Dia hanya mengatakan, "Saya tahu saya sedang membuat kemajuan yang baik. Masih terlalu dini untuk mengatakan apakah saya akan bermain sepak bola profesional lagi tapi aku memiliki iman yang besar kepada Tuhan dan saya harap begitu siapa tahu?

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Semangka Warna Merah

Semangka Warna Merah

Seorang penjual buah semangka dengan semangat 45 mempromosikan buah semangka yang dijualnya.

“Ayo.. Ayooo.. Silahkan dipilih… Dipilih… Dijamin merah semangkanya, kalau tidak uang kembali 100 %”

Akhirnya ada seorang ibu yang terpengaruh akan promosi si tukang buah lalu membeli buah semangka yang dijual, dan tak lupa meminta jaminan bahwa buah semangka tersebut berwarna merah isinya jika tidak uang kembali 100 %.

Akhirnya sang ibu tersebut kembali ke rumahnya yang terletak di atas bukit.

Tiba-tiba buah semangka tersebut terjatuh dan menggelinding hingga ke kaki bukit kemudian pecah.

Lalu tampaklah oleh sang ibu bahwa semangka tersebut tidak berwarna merah, namun berwarna merah pucat.

Dengan semangat 45 kemudian ibu tersebut kembali dengan maksud untuk meminta pertanggung jawaban dari si tukang buah.

Setelah sampai sang ibu tersebut berkata : “GIMANA SIH BANG, KATANYA SEMANGKANYA WARNANYA MERAH”

Sambil menunjukkan semangka yang pecah tersebut.

Lalu si tukang buah bertanya kepada sang ibu apa yang terjadi…

Setelah dijelaskan peristiwanya lalu dengan santai si tukang buah berkata…
“ibu aja kalau jatuh menggelinding dari atas bukit hingga ke kaki bukit pucat kan bu mukanya, Nah… apalagi semangka !!!”

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Troublesome Acne? Read This To Make Your Troubles Go Away!

By Colin Vitnar


If you suffer from blackheads, pimples, and other forms of acne, this article has tips that can help. Teens and adults alike have to tackle acne. There are many ways to have better skin.

You may want to look into what you are eating if you have severe acne. While there is no scientific link between acne and junk foods, you may want to conduct your own scientific experiment by limiting or cutting out junk foods and seeing if your skin begins looking better. Add lean meats, vegetables and fruits to your diet. Doing so will improve your overall health which, in kind, can help you with your battle against acne.

Keeping your body hydrated should always be an important goal for your health. While you may be tempted to reach for a soda to satisfy thirst, the caffeine and extra calories in these drinks keep their hydrating benefits to a minimum. Instead of soda, try drinking more water. If you'd like to enjoy a sweet drink every now and then, prepare fresh juice with a juicer. Your skin will benefit from the many nutrients found in fresh juice.

Consider maca as a supplement. It is a powdery extract that helps balance your body's systems. Always remember to read the directions on the supplement and follow them.

Cleansers that contain harsh chemicals are marketed to clean your skin, but they can actually make things worse. The ingredients in these products can irritate problem areas and leech moisture from the skin. Instead of using chemical cleansers, try one with tea tree oil and you will see the difference.

While many people are aware of the benefits of garlic on their overall health, many are unaware of how it can be used to treat infections. If you have acne, use garlic to get rid of the bacteria on your skin. Apply a paste made of crushed garlic and water to your face to get rid of your acne. Avoid using this around your eyes. It will sting open sores, but it also kills the bacteria causing the infection. Leave this on for a few minutes and then thoroughly rinse your face and pat it dry. Never roughly scrub your face!

You can tighten your pores with a mask made of clay. Clay absorbs the oils that are present on the surface of your skin. When you remove the clay, you should be sure that you rinse your face to remove all traces of the clay.

Another thing that can negatively impact your skin is stress. When you are stressed, it's very hard to fight off infections as it can negatively affect a body's immune system. If you want clear skin, you should try to reduce the stress in your life.

You will see improvement in your skin by trying the advice in the following article. Beautiful, glowing skin is as easy as washing your face daily and using a garlic treatment with facial mask once a week. Make sure that you follow through with your plans to achieve the best results.




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Cerita Paling Sedih

Cerita Paling Sedih
Cerita Paling Sedih

24 orang lagi mikir gimana cara supaya naik tangga ke lantai 25 tanpa cape soalnya lift hotel lagi rusak.

Kemudian ada satu orang kasi ide "gimana kalo kita buat cerita setiap satu lantai biar tambah semangat ,topiknya apa aja

." ide tu orang disetujui semua kelompok.dilantai satu,satu orang cerita serem ,terus dilantai 2,cerita lucu.begitu seterusnya sampai akhirnya dilantai 24.

gagasan orang itu untuk bercerita memang manjur.semua orang kaga gitu cape walaupun agak ngos-ngosan.

"ini yang paling terakhir" kata si pembuat gagasan kemudian menunjuk seorang anak yg paling-paling berumur 7 taun.

anak itu berkata dengan polos. "aku punya cerita sedih tapi jangan nangis ya? katanya kekanak kanakan.

terus semua orang nganguk-nganguk dan ngos ngosan.

anak tersebut tanpa ragu ngomong dengan tenang."kunci kamar hotel kita ketinggalan." dan langsung semua orang menangis tersedu-sedu.

Drew Cox Bocah 6 Tahun Kumpulkan Dana 10.000 Dolar AS Untuk Pengobatan Ayahnya

Drew Cox Bocah 6 Tahun Kumpulkan Dana 10.000 Dolar AS Untuk Pengobatan Ayahnya
Drew Cox. Seorang bocah berusia 6 tahun mengumpulkan uang untuk biaya pengobatan Papanya yang terkena kanker. Anak ini mengumpulkan 10.000 dolar dalam sehari. Dia melakukannya dengan cara yang sederhana  - membuat minuman lemon.

Sekalipun masih terbilang belia, Drew Cox yang berasal dari Gladwater Texas mengetahui bahwa ayahnya Randy Cox sedang sakit dan membutuhkan uang banyak guna untuk biaya bagi pemulihan kesehatannya. Randy telah didiagnosis dengan suatu penyakit yaitu seminoma, sejenis kanker testikular yang nampak seperti tumor di bagian dadanya dan di bagian yang lain.

Si entrepreneur cilik ini memulai stan lemonnya untuk membantu biaya pengobatan. “Saya melakukan ini hanya untuk membantu biaya pengobatan,” kata Drew seperti yang dilansir ke media.

Mamanya, Tonya Cox mengatakan bahwa putranya memiliki hati yang sangat mengasihi Papanya.

“Dia tahu bahwa Papanya sering pergi (ke dokter) dan setiap kali Papanya pergi maka akan menghabiskan sejumlah uang yang banyak,” kata Tonya.

Sekalipun keluarga Cox memiliki asuransi, tetapi poerawatan Randy sangat mahal dan mereka harus menghadapi pembayaran dalam jumlah ribuan dolar. Randy akan menjalani kemoterapi yang keempat dan dokter mengatakan dia akan membutuhkan banyak perawatan pada bulan Mei.

Keluarganya tidak pernah mengira bahwa kios limun akan laris. Orang-orang berhenti sepanjang hari dan membantu, termasuk seorang “Samaria yang Baik Hati”, menyumbangkan cek sebesar 5000 dolar seperti yang dilaporkan MSNBC.

Randy sangat tersentu dan upaya dari anaknya. Dia mengatakan bahwa dia sangat terhibur ketika mengetahui anaknya sangat perhatian kepadanya

Cerita Siang di Kantor

Cerita Siang di Kantor
Cerita Siang di Kantor

Ada tiga orang karyawan bekerja di kantor yang lokasi kantornya di tingkat 30.
Satu siang saat ketiganya turun mencari makan siang.

Setelah kembali seluruh listrik mati dan otomatis lift gedung tersebut tidak berfungsi.

Bagaimana ketiganya bisa naik ke lantai 30
sedangkan hari itu ada pekerjaan yang urgen dan harus diselesaikan. Ketiganya
memutuskan naik lewat tangga manual. Caranya sambil naik tangga sambil cerita.

Yang pertama sebut saja si gembul, bertugas cerita dari tangga 1sampai ditangga tingkat 10 dengan cerita yang lucu-lucu.

Yang kedua si Kopi kebagian cerita dari tingkat 11 sampai tingkat 20 dengan cerita yang serem-serem.
Nah keduanya melaksanakan
tugas dengan baik dan tak terasa karena lucu ceritanya si gembul, mereka sudah dilantai 10.

Begitu juga! saking seremnya cerita si Kopi
langkah mereka semakin cepat dan tak terasa mereka bertiga sudah di lantai 20.

Sekarang giliran si Bunga bercerita dari tingkat 21sampai tingkat 30 dengan cerita yang sedih-sedih. Si Bunga pun mulai
alkisahnya yang sedih sedih dan tanpa di sadari mereka naik sambil menangis
karena sedihnya cerita si Bunga, mereka sudah berada dilantai 29.
Tinggal 1
lantai lagi mereka sudah mau masuk kantor,
dan si Bunga bilang masih ada lagi 1 cerita yang sedih dan paling sedih dari semua cerita saya kata si Bunga.

Kedua temannya tidak mau mendengar lagi
ceritanya karena sudah tak sanggup menangis lagi. Tapi si Boni maksa tinggal satu lagi ceritaku dan inilah yang paling sedih.

Akhirnya sebelum masuk di ruang kerja mereka dilantai 30 kedua temannya mengijinkan yah sudah cerita saja ceritamu yang terakhir itu sebelum masuk kantor.

Ternyata ceritanya yang terakhir itu betul-betul menyedihkan dan paling sedih dari semuanya. Ternyata ceritanya yang terakhir
itu yaitu :

KUNCI KANTORNYA KETINGGALAN DI
SECURITY LANTAI 1!

Drop Shippers and You

By Elizabeth Sanchez


Are you currently searching for a stay at home business that you can earn sufficient money for yourself as well as your family members? You have heard so much about people who've sold on eBay and made a bundle but you're afraid which you may invest and loose. You will find the stories and nightmares told by those who have also lost their shirt. You can't afford to do this but you feel that you should do something as your business is closing and moving out of the country. What a dilemma for anyone to be involved.

Drop Shippers and Distributors have approached you with emails and the like trying to get you to invest in their certain fire business. That they guarantee that you cannot loose is no comfort simply because you have no backup proof of their existence. The issue although they give you this promise you've no way of understanding how reliable this Drop Shipper perhaps. What does a drop shipper need to offer which will assist you to inside your company adventure? What am I to look for when trying to choose a great drop shipper? It has been stated that about 90% of business people go out of business not simply because of lack of work or a great business plan but because they had been misinformed. Lack of information will be the killer to almost all company. Just like traveling, you need to have a GP Tracker or a minimum of a road map.

That is why a Wholesale & Drop Shipper catalog was created for those that are new in business and for those who are very active in business. If your plans are to remain in this business you need to keep up to date at all times. One thing for sure you must know what is going on at all times keeping up with the hottest of products. The catalog is your road map to good business health. The Distributor has also become the drop shipper now that the advent of a virtual shop on the web has made it possible for anyone to set up shop.

The drop shipper has become a virtual Angel for anyone who wishes to set up company with little or no money. The drop shipper provides the product and delivery method with no cost to you. You just maintain your store and do the marketing while the drop shipper provides the product and delivery.

There are various ways that you could sell products and use a drop shipper to help you with storing the product and delivery from the product. One way to earn cash on line is to join an Affiliate Program where many manufacturers will provide you with a cut from the profits on products which you sell for them. Sell your products on eBay it requires no more than a computer. Once you become an active trader, you can ease into a Website by opening up your own eBay store. You are able to use Google's AdSense to put an ad that is relevant to your website when a visitor clicks on the ad they automatically go to your site. Remember to sell drop ship products in order to keep your expenses down and the product quality up.




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Facebook ala Tukang Mie Ayam

FACEBOOK ala Tukang Mie AYAM

Kejadian ini bermula ketika secara tak sengaja aku berpapasan dengan tukang Mie Ayam keliling yang biasa beredar di depan rumah. Siang itu, kulihat dia tengah berasyik masyuk di pinggir jalan, cekikikan sambil melihat sesuatu yang ada di tangannya. Bahkan saking asiknya, gerobak mie ayam itu ditinggalkannya begitu saja, seakan mengundang pemulung jail untuk mengangkutnya

Karena penasaran, diriku pun bertanya

"Mas Jason (panggil saja demikian, karena dia sering dipanggil Son ama pelanggannya "Son.. mie ayamnya siji maning sooon.."), sedang apa kok asik bener di pojokan?" tanyaku

"Eh mas ganteng...( satu hal yang aku suka dari Jason adalah : Orangnya suka bicara Jujur!), ini mas, lagi update status facebook!!..."

WADEZIG!!

"weehhh... njenengan punya facebook juga to??" tanyaku heran

"Ya iyalah mas... hareee geneee ga punya facebook?!.. .
Lagian kan lumayan juga buat menjaring pelanggan lewat facebook, kata pak Hermawan Kertajaya kan dalam berdagang kita harus selalu melakukan diferensiasi termasuk dalam hal pemasaran mass.. "

GLEK!! kalah gw
Gw yang sering naik Kereta ke jawa aja gak tau kalo ada yg namanya Hermawan Kereta Jaya

"emang mas status facebooknya apa?" tanyaku penasaran

"nih mas aku bacain :
Promo Mie Ayam, beli dua gratis satu mangkok, beli tiga gratis nambah kuah, beli empat gratis timbang badan... takutnya anda obesitas...
segera saya tunggu di gang Jengkol, depan tengkulak Beras Mpok Hepi.
Mie Ayam Jason : Melayani dengan Hati... ampela, usus dan jeroan ayam lainnya.."

GUBRAK!!
Dua kosong untuk mas jason...
Gw yg uda lama punya facebook aja ga bisa bikin status se atraktif dia..

Tapi ada yg aneh pas kulirik ke henpon yang dia pake
aku kira henponnya blekberi atau minimal nokia seri baru yang uda bisa pake internetan
Selidik punya selidik, ternyataa... henponnya lawas bin jadul...
HP yang masih monokrom, suara belum poliponik, dan masih pake antena luar kayak radio AM

"mas, tapi kok bisa update facebook pake henpon sederhana gitu? (bahasa halusnya henpon lawas)
Gimana caranya??

"Owwh.. gampang mas, saya tinggal nulis status facebooknyanya lewat SMS lalu kirim ke Tri? jawab dia datar

"Ohh.. mas nya pake Kartu Three ya? Yang gratis internetan itu?"

" Bukaaaan mas, Tri itu lengkapnya Tri Ambarwati...
Dia itu pacar saya, sama-sama dari Tegal, yang kerjaannya jagain Warnet 24 Jam!
Jadi kalo butuh update, tinggal sms dia aja nanti dia yang gantiin status facebook saya,
Lha wong dia tiap hari di depan komputer jagain warnet. Paling sebagai balesannya saya gratisin mie ayam seminggu sekali... murah to..."

Mendadak kepalaku pusing
Bagaikan menderita dehidrasi akut sekaligus hipotermia tingkat tiga,
aku limbung mendengar jawaban spektakuler dari mas jason...
BRUK!!

"lho mas.. mas... jadi beli mie ayam ndak...kepriben iki?"

HVAC: Finding The Right Firm To Do The Job

By Daniel Turbin


Knowing what to watch out for when dealing with a Charlotte heating supplier is half the battle in locating a good contractor. All too often we let our lack of understanding cloud our prudence. Your job is not to understand the intimate workings of a HVAC system. That is what you pay the service provider to find out. You simply have to discover the proper person to do the job.

You can check to see if they are listed in the Better Business Bureau. Also examine their insurance cover. You do not want people working on heating installs in your home that are not covered with proper levels of insurance. The professional contractors will expect you to ask to check out records and will be pleased to present it.

Your Charlotte heating company should be able to show you a list of contented customers who are prepared to provide referrals. Take a look at a few of these and if possible visit the individuals. You may then examine the workmanship but also ask whether the installation proceeded by the due date and also at a regular pace. You do not wish to buy a heating system which you anticipate to be installed by the end of September and discover you are still relaxing in the cold in January.

Besides consulting existing clients, also trust your own gut instinct. If employees can't be bothered to spend time with you now responding to your questions, they are unlikely to instantly become helpful when you have parted with your money. If you get a negative vibe from the heating company walk away and locate somebody else.

There are some great Charlotte heating firms around so never deal with second best. And always build a regular maintenance contract also so that your heating system remains effective and productive for many years to come.




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Pertobatan Anggota Geng Motor Hell's Angel : Barry Mayson

Pertobatan Anggota Geng Motor Hell's Angel : Barry Mayson
Hell's Angel” atau  "Malaikat Neraka" adalah geng sepeda motor yang paling terkenal dan ditakuti di Amerika Serikat. Kehidupan para anggota Hell’s Angel itu selalu berkutat pada minum-minuman keras, obat-obat terlarang, kekuasaan, pelacuran, dan pencurian. Satu-satunya jalan keluar dari gang motor ini adalah mati!

Barry Mayson lahir dan  dibesarkan di Charleston, sama seperti ribuan anak Amerika lainnya. Ibunya membesarkan dia dengan baik dan mengajarkannya tentang  apa yang benar dan yang salah. Dia membuat pengakuan iman di dalam Yesus pada usia 9 tahun. Tapi, ia kemudian mengetahui bahwa ayahnya di penjara menjalani hukuman seumur hidup karena pembunuhan. Pada usia 16 tahun, ayah tirinya yang dianggapnya sebagai 'the real father', Ben Mayson, meninggal karena malaria. Dengan menggunakan cara yang curang ia berhasil lulus dari SMA. Tapi kuliahnya berumur pendek ... Perguruan tinggi Baptis di mana dia terdaftar di pegunungan Georgia segera mengeuarkannya. Ia bergabung dengan Angkatan Darat, menikah, dan menjadi ayah dari dua putra.

Kemudian, setelah melihat film sepeda motor, " Hell's Angels on Wheels " dengan kehidupan yang nampaknya bebas di jalan, sepeda motor memasuki kehidupannya. Baginya itu adalah  kebebasan, kesempatan untuk keluar dari lingkaran yang selalu menghimpit kehidupannya. Dia mulai bergabung dengan dengan sebuah klub Atlanta kecil yang disebut Suns Rising.



Pernikahannya berantakan. Ketika polisi menggerebek klub, Barry berhasil melarikan diri. Dia berumur 26 tahun waktu itu. Dari Rising Suns ia pindah ke Carolina Selatan ke sebuah klun yang ditakuti, Tribulators, mereka memanggilnya Barry-Barry. Empat tahun kemudian ia bertemu Hell's Angel dan menjadi anggota di Pantai Timur.


Dia segera terlibat dalam segala jenis kegiatan teror. Dia memiliki senjata dengan peredam suara dan 25 pon bahan peledak yang disembunyikan di halaman belakang rumahnya. "Semuanya terorganisir dengan baik dan rahasia, tapi aku tahu bahwa orang-orang terbunuh," katanya. Anehnya, suatu hari ibunya datang ke  klub dan berteriak, "Puji Tuhan, Tuhan memberi saya visi untuk kamu bahwa kamu bukan malaikat neraka itu! Kamu adalah anak Allah!" Segera, kehidupan geng yang dianggapnya kebebasan telah menjadi sebuah perbudakan!

Pada tahun 1976 pengendara motor ini pergi ke California untuk acara pemakaman seorang "malaikat" yang telah ditembak dan dibunuh di San Diego. Di sini ia diberi perintah untuk membunuh beberapa anggota klub saingan di Pantai Timur. Meskipun ia telah terlibat dalam kejahatan selama beberapa tahun, dia menolak  untuk melakukan pembunuhan.

Penolakannya untuk membunuh itu membuat dia ditolak oleh gengnya dan justru menjadikan dia “target” oleh gengnya sendiri. Gengnya mengirim seorang “pembunuh” yang menyelinap ke sebuah restoran untuk membunuhnya. Barry tahu ketika ia akan keluar dari restoran ia pasti akan mati.

Di tengah keputusasaannya dia menelepon "Gypsy", istri keduanya yang tinggal dengan ibunya di South Carolina. Barry  sebelumnya tidak takut dan tidak menghormati siapapun - kecuali ibunya - seorang Kristen yang  penuh kasih, dan tanpa rasa takut berbicara padanya dan biker dan teman-temannya pelacur tentang kasih Kristus. Dia tahu dia akan dibunuh. Dia ingin mengatakan kepada istri dan ibunya bahwa ia menyesal atas semua yang telah dilakukannya dan  yang menyakitkan mereka selama bertahun-tahun. Ia merasa takut, kesepian, dan kosong. Tapi Ibu Barry mulai memberikan harapan. Tidak ada yang tidak dijangkau oleh pengampunan Kristus, dia menceritakan dan mengutip janji-janji Alkitab tentang kasih Allah dan tawaran keselamatan. Percakapan telepon berlangsung tiga jam di mana ibu yang penuh kasih membimbingnya kembali kepada Yesus lagi!

Dia menutup telepon dan memandang ke cermin dinding dan merasa melihat agen-agen FBI di belakangnya. Dia berpikir, "Aku tidak percaya Mama pergi dan memanggil FBI dan mereka sampai di sini begitu cepat!" Dia berjalan keluar dan berpikir mereka berada di belakang dia, saat ia berhasil lolos, ia menyadari bahwa FBI sebenarnya ada. Barry yakin bahwa ia didampingi malaikat yang bisa dilihat oleh orang lain sebagai agen FBI. Belakangan ia mengetahui bahwa ibu Barry telah diberi visi pada waktu yang sama bahwa Barry dilindungi oleh pagar api.

Pada usia 33, sesuatu terjadi kepada Charles Barry Mayson , pada malam 27 Oktober 1976. Dalam kata-katanya sendiri, " Sebuah harapan baru, sukacita baru, dan kekuatan penyembuhan mengalir dalam hidup saya sebagaimana Yesus yang mulia membuat saya menjadi ciptaan baru." "Barry-Barry" telah mati, sebuah Barry baru telah muncul.

Barry yang baru pergi ke sebuah sekolah Alkitab di Florida, ditahbiskan menjadi pelayan Injil, dan kembali ke Charleston untuk memulai pelayanan pemuda dan pelayanan penjara  yang bernama Heaven's Saints Motorcycle Ministry yang banyak terlibat dalam upaya pencegahan pemuda penjara. Dia bahkan menulis surat kepada Hell’s Angels dan mengirimkan literatur Kristen kepada mereka !

Tetapi jika Barry selesai dengan geng, geng itu tidak selesai dengan Barry. Suatu hari seorang anggota datang ke pintu rumahnya, mengklaim telah berhenti dari Hell’s Angels dan memohon bantuan. Ia tinggal dengan Barry selama enam minggu. Suatu hari ketika ia sedang mabuk dia mengaku bahwa dia dikirim untuk membunuh Barry tetapi tidak bisa memaksa dirinya untuk melakukannya. Setelah itu, Hell Angels menyimpulkan bahwa Barry adalah  seorang yang "kacangan," lalu  membiarkannya.

Barryu Mayson adalah pendiri Heaven's Saints Motorcycle Ministry dan juga pendiri Barry Mayson Outreach, yang telah beroperas selama lebih dari 30 tahun. Barry Mayson saat ini telah berada di surga. Dia meninggal dunia tanggal 4 Juli 2007 dalam usia 63 tahun di rumah kediamannya. 




Contoh Pejabat Anti Korupsi

Contoh Pejabat Anti Korupsi

Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan tamu bule wakil dari HQ kantor pemenang tender. Udah 7 tahun di Jakarta jadi bisa cakap Indonesia.

Bule: "Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir di bawah, Mercy S 320."

Dirjen : "Anda mau menyuap saya? Ini apa-apaan? Ini Korupsi?! Tender dah kelar kok. Jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah."

Bule: "Tolonglah pak diterima. kalau gak, saya dianggap gagal membina relasi oleh kantor pusat."

Dirjen: "Ah, jangan gitu dong. Saya gak sudi!! Saya gak mau korupsi"

Bule (mikir ): "Gini aja, pak. gimana kalau bapak beli saja mobilnya..."

Dirjen: "Mana saya ada uang beli mobil mahal gitu!!"

Bule menelpon kantor pusat.

Bule: "Saya ada solusi, Pak. bapak beli mobilnya dg harga Rp. 10.000,- saja."

Dirjen: "Bener ya? OK, saya mau. Jadi ini bukan korupsi. Pake kwitansi ya.."

Bule: "Tentu, Pak.."

Bule menyiapkan dan menyerahkan kwitansi. Dirjen membayar dengan uang 50 ribuan. mereka pun bersalaman.

Bule (sambil membuka dompet): "Oh, maaf Pak. Ini kembaliannya Rp.40.000,-. "

Dirjen: "Gak usah pakai kembalian segala. Tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi ke rumah saya ya..."

Bule : @#$%^&**(

Car Accident Attorney NYC: Taking Your Case Into The Hands Of A Skilled Attorney

By Daniel S. Toliver


When you have been in an accident and have been hurt, car accident attorney NYC can work with you. Accidents are bad enough as is without the added stress of having to pay money and deal with the stressful events. With a reliable attorney, you will be able to file your claim and take care of everything efficiently and without hassle.

Wrecks are one of the most common accidents in the world today. Anyone that drives a vehicle is risking their safety because a car accident can happen to even the best drivers. In a lot of cases, those involved are lucky enough to have minor damage but there are also the various cases in which the cars are nearly destroyed or completely totaled. Car accidents are one of the biggest causes of injury and deaths. When a wreck causes harm to someone, a claim must be filed with the insurance companies and this can be a difficult process.

Accidents can cause damage to your car, your family, your body, your mental health, and your bank account. These accidents cause a huge amount of financial stress on you, your family, and on everyone that is involved. You do not have to do this by yourself, however, and the car accident attorney NYC is here to help you along the way.

When hiring a car accident attorney NYC you will have a certain set fee to pay. Most attorneys understand the stress you are under and they offer payment plans to help you out a bit. Your attorney will have a certain fee and you will discuss payment arrangements during your consultation. Various lawyers agree to a contingent payment which allows you to pay after the settlement. Many attorneys even agree that you do not have to pay unless you case is won.

If you or someone you love is suffering from an injury caused by an auto accident, rely on a car accident attorney NYC to help you out. With the help of your personal attorney, your case will be taken care of with the most care and you will be treated like family. Your claims will be filed and your case will be handled by day to guarantee that everything is handled correctly. With the auto accident attorney NYC fighting for you, you are sure to get all that you are entitled to.




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Henry Wallace Hartley : Pemimpin Orkestra Titanic

Henry Wallace Hartley : Pemimpin Orkestra Titanic

Henry Wallace Hartley (2 Juni 1878 - 15 April 1912) adalah seorang pemain biola Inggris dan pemimpin band pada RMS Titanic pada pelayaran perdananya. Dia menjadi terkenal karena memimpin delapan anggota band saat kapal tenggelam pada tanggal 15 April 1912. Dia meninggal saat tenggelamnya kapal tersebut.


Wallace Hartley lahir dan dibesarkan di Colne, Lancashire, Inggris. Ayah Hartley, Albion Hartley, adalah pemimpin paduan suara  dan pengawas Sekolah Minggu di Betel Independen Methodist Chapel, di mana keluarganya beribadah.

Hartley memperkenalkan nyanyian rohani "Lebih dekat Tuhan, kepada-Mu" untuk jemaat. Wallace belajar di Sekolah Methodis, menyanyi di paduan suara Bethel dan belajar biola dari seorang anggota gereja. Hartley sempat bermain music di Huddersfield Philharmonic Orchestra .

Pada bulan April 1912, Hartley ditugaskan menjadi bandmaster untuk kapal RMS Titanic. Ia pada mulanya ragu-ragu untuk kembali meninggalkan tunangannya, Maria Robinson, tetapi Hartley memutuskan bahwa bekerja pada pelayaran perdana Titanic akan memberinya kontak bagi pekerjaan di masa depan.

Sebenarnya band atau “Orchestra” Titanic itu ada dua unit dengan pemain biola, cello dan piano yang bermain di waktu dan tempat yang berbeda. Hartley memimpin band quintet dan biasanya mereka bermain saat setelah concert dinner dan dalam ibadah Hari Minggu (Sunday Service). Tetapi ketika Titanic menabrak gunung es, Hartley mengumpulkan dua unit band ini dan mereka bermain bersama tetapi ternyata itulah saat-saat terakhir mereka bermain bersama.

Setelah tengah malam saat penumpang Titanic mulai dinaikkan di sekoci penyelamat, Hartley mengumpulkan anggota bandnya di First Class dan  bermain musik untuk membantu menjaga penumpang tetap tenang. Banyak dari penumpang menyaksikan pemandangan yang aneh sementara mereka mengenakan jaket penyelamat dan mereka menanti giliran masuk ke sekoci penyelamat, Hartley dan kawan-kawan memainkan musik yang membuat mereka tetap tenang dan tidak menyadari keadaan sebenarnya.

Ketika para penumpang mulai menyadari keadaan sebenarnya, Hartley mengumpulkan teman-temannya ke Boat Deck dekat pintu masuk Grand Staircase.

Para korban yang selamat  mengatakan bahwa ia dan band terus bermain sampai akhir. Tidak satupun dari anggota band selamat dan kisah mereka bermain sampai akhir menjadi legenda populer.

Satu korban selamat mengaku telah melihat Hartley dan band-nya berdiri tepat di belakang corong pertama, dengan Grand Staircase. Dia melanjutkan dengan mengatakan bahwa ia melihat tiga dari mereka tersapu dan hilang sedangkan lima lainnya berpegang pada pagar di atas Grand Staircase. Hartley sempat berseru, "Saudara-saudara, Saya mengucapkan selamat tinggal ! " Sebuah surat kabar pada saat itu melaporkan "bagian yang dimainkan oleh orkestra di kapal Titanic di saat-saat terakhir yang  mengerikan akan menempati  peringkat di antara yang paling mulia dalam sejarah kepahlawanan di laut."

Saksi mata Mrs Brown mengatakan bahwa band yang dipimpin Hartley memainkan music dari dek ke dek dan mereka masih mendengarkan musiknya sampai saat-saat tenggelamnya kapal. Para musisi itu tetap berdiri dengan kaki di dalam air saat saya terakhir melihat mereka, ujar Mrs Brown.

Seorang penumpang kelas dua mengatakan "Banyak hal berani yang dilakukan pada malam itu, tetapi tidak ada yang melebihi keberanian para pria yang bermain dari menit ke menit saat kapal mulai tenggelam dan tenggelam ke dalam laut..."

Meskipun lagu terakhir yang dimainkan oleh band ini tidak diketahui, " Nearer, My God, to Thee " telah memperoleh penerimaan populer. Mantan teman bandnya mengklaim bahwa Hartley akan memainkan keduanya  baik " Nearer, My God, to Thee " atau " O God, Our Help in Ages Past “.

Jasad Wallace Hartley ditemukan 4 Mei 1912 oleh kapal kabel Mackay-Bennett. 40.000 pelayat berjajar di jalanan selama prosesi pemakamannya di Colne, Lancashire, baratlaut Inggris. Jonathan Evans Jones, aktor yang memainkan Wallace Hartley dalam film Titanic karya James Cameron, adalah seorang pemain biola profesional.

Hints On Identifying And Hiring Good Plumbers

By Chloe Gib


If you have a plumbing problem, there are many experts you can hire to help fix the problem in your home. There are also many individuals who are unable to pick the best providers. However, for you to be able to choose the best experts in this field, you ought to know how to distinguish the best and poor plumbers in Waltham, MA.

You should bear in mind that plumbing cases like water leakages in your house may be dreadful when repaired poorly. Thus, it is very important that you find a professional who fully understands the key plumbing faults and ways of repairing them.

For that reason, the professional you pick must have adequate skills and experience to handle the problem you have. Something which might assist you gauge an expert's experience is the form of reputation they boast from the services which they give. As such, you should hire professionals who have an incredible reputation from their customers in your region.

For those confused on the starting point, you may have your neighbors recommend you to some providers or consult friends who have had plumbing problems solved for them. Apart from this, you can visit the internet to come up with a number of providers giving these types of services.

After the compilation of the list of the providers, make a shortlist in accordance with the services they provide. Short listing can also depend on what you require, testimonials given by former clients as well as the quality of services offered by them.

The best plumbers in Waltham, MA should have very well established services, and should be insured. The insurance should cover both the workers and the services being offered. This is because any incident may occur during service delivery and therefore, they should be responsible.




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6 Kesalahan Fatal Pengguna Facebook

6 Kesalahan Fatal Pengguna Facebook

Menurut survey, 30% perusahaan menggunakan Facebook untuk menilai calon pegawainya. Jadi, jangan sembarang menulis atau meng-upload sesuatu di account Anda. Hindari 6 kesalahan fatal di bawah ini.

1. Foto profil yang kurang "sopan"
Sekilas tidak ada yang salah dari memasang foto profil yang menunjukkan Anda sedang berpose menggoda atau menenggak sebotol minuman keras. Namun jika foto tersebut dilihat oleh calon atasan, imej profesional Anda akan langsung runtuh.

2. Mengeluh tentang pekerjaan
Bisa berupa keluhan tentang pekerjaan yang menumpuk, atau uneg-uneg akan atasan yang tidak kompeten. Mengeluh itu wajar, namun jika Anda melakukannya di forum publik, lain lagi ceritanya.

3. Menulis sesuatu yang bertentangan dengan isi CV
Anda menulis 1984 sebagai tahun lahir Anda di dalam CV. Tapi di Facebook, tahun lahir Anda 1979. Sekecil apapun perbedaan data diri tersebut, Anda beresiko dicap tidak jujur. Minimal ceroboh dan tidak teliti.

4. Menulis status "mengadu"
Hati-hati saat menulis status seperti, "Tommy nggak masuk hari ini karena "sakit", padahal lagi liburan di Bali. Sementara aku terkurung dengan kerjaan yang menumpuk." Bukan hanya nama baik teman Anda saja yang dipertaruhkan, tapi juga kredibilitas Anda sendiri. Anda akan terlihat licik dan tidak dapat dipercaya.

5. Tidak menggunakan fasilitas Privacy Setting
Kita dapat mengatur siapa saja yang bisa melihat profil lengkap kita, siapa yang tidak bisa melihat foto-foto tertentu, dsb. Sayangnya, tidak semua pengguna Facebook memanfaatkan fasilitas ini. Bahkan banyak yang tidak mengerti atau tidak tahu sama sekali.

6. Pencemaran nama baik
Anda sudah menjaga halaman Facebook Anda baik-baik sehingga terlihat profesional. Tiba-tiba seorang teman meng-upload foto Anda yang sedang mabuk, dan tentunya tak lupa men-tag Anda. Rajin-rajinlah mengecek Facebook Anda sehingga bisa langsung menghapus konten yang tidak diinginkan.

Diagnosing Narcolepsy

By Robert S. Zones


The look of narcolepsy associated symptoms may possibly take many years prior to they are experienced and diagnosed on account of its low prevalence. The symptoms which are experienced by people suffering from these sleep disorder are related to those skilled in mental associated illnesses along with other sleep disorders which make narcolepsy diagnosis challenging. Narcolepsy is also confused with other medical conditions for example seizures and understanding problems in school going children producing it more hard to diagnose.

The diagnosis of narcolepsy is primarily dependent on the signs and symptoms that are present in individuals suffering from the condition. The physical examination, medical and loved ones history and laboratory tests are quite beneficial in diagnosing narcolepsy.

People going for narcolepsy diagnosis are consequently advised to tell the doctor treating them all of the symptoms they're experiencing, some personal habits that could interfere with the sleep cycle and also the duration the patient has been experiencing the symptoms. To be able to give reliable details, doctors suggestions that an every day recording of the sleep pattern need to be taken for a number of weeks and presented towards the physician when going to seek for remedy.

The physical examination marks the initial point in diagnosing narcolepsy and also the physician checks for any underlying condition that could be causing narcolepsy related symptoms. Life style behaviors for example the use of alcohol and other forms of challenging drugs are also an issue of concern during the physical examination.

Outcomes obtained from the physical examination figure out regardless of whether the patient should seek the attention of a sleep specialist for further diagnosis. Most narcolepsy diagnostic procedures are carried out in specially designed laboratories that are specifically created to monitor the patients sleep pattern. Numerous tests might be carried out in this sleep centers exactly where by the patient is necessary to invest a night or much more in the center. Tests which could be carried out to diagnose narcolepsy consist of:-

Polysomnogram

This is regarded as to be the standard test for diagnosing narcolepsy. The test is according to the use of a special instrument that electronically transmits and records some distinct physical activities taking place in the patient whilst asleep which may contain brain functions, breathing and muscle movements. Any info that's recorded by the measuring instrument is analyzed by the sleep specialist to establish whether the patient is suffering from narcolepsy.

Several Seep Latency Tests

The test is performed following the polysomnogram has been carried out. The test is aimed at determining the time it truly is going to take for a patient to fall asleep during the day. Patients attending this test are instructed to take four to five naps in every single two hours. The test starts two hours following the individual undergoing the test has woken up and is needed to take the initial nap. It has been observed that people that are not suffering from narcolepsy may take 10-20 minutes to fall asleep even though those suffering from narcolepsy might take less time to fall asleep.

Other tests that may possibly be employed in the diagnosis of narcolepsy incorporate Epworth sleepiness scale which makes use of a questionnaire to study sleep behaviors and hypocretin test which determines the quantity of hypocretin in CSF. Hypocretin is really a chemical that is recognized to trigger wakefulness and individuals with narcolepsy have low amounts of this chemical.




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CoQ10 Benefits - National Cancers Institute Confirms That CoQ10 Offers Potential As Cancer Therapy

By Ashley Connell


Can CoQ10 benefit cancer affected individuals? The answer is yes, according to the Nation's Cancer Institute, which has acknowledged the coenzyme's potential as an adjutant remedy for most cancers.

Coenzyme Q10 can be a natural substance produced by our bodies and found in the mitochondria, or energy production center, of every cell. In addition to playing a key part in the production of energy on the cellular level, it is a strong antioxidant capable of neutralizing detrimental free radicals (chemically unstable elements created when cells interact with oxygen and other ingredients).

Study on CoQ10's potential as a cancer malignancy treatment has been ongoing since the early 1960s, when it was basically observed that patients by types of cancer typically had low blood levels of the coenzyme. Lower levels are associated with cancers on the breast, lung, prostate, pancreas, digestive tract, kidney, as well as head/neck.

The nation's Cancers Institute says that because the coenzyme may improve immune system function, they have potential as an adjuvant therapy (treatment method given following primary cure to increase the chances of a cure) intended for cancer. In addition, its antioxidant properties may protect cells from free radical damage that can lead to most cancers.

Both animal research and clinical trials have revealed that increasing levels of the coenzyme stimulates the body's defence mechanism, making the body more immune to disease. In addition, animal research has revealed that CoQ10 helped protect the actual hearts of animals granted anti-cancer drugs capable of damaging the guts and decreasing cardiac functionality.

Though relatively few clinical trials involving human cancer affected individuals have been conducted, those that have also been carried out produced very positive results:

A randomized clinical trial involving Something like 20 cancer patients taking doxorubicin, an anti-cancer drug known to be capable of producing center damage, confirmed the results of the pet studies.

The Danish study of 32 cancer of the breast patients who were given products of the coenzyme along with conventional treatment reported that six of the patients experienced remission, while all people took fewer painkillers, lost less weight, and skilled an improved total well being.



Within followup research, the Danish research team afforded high-dose supplements of the coenzyme to small selection of of patients and seen them for periods which range from four months to five a long time. All of the patients given higher dosage supplements appeared to encounter total remission.

Although researchers agree that more studies are needed, anecdotal evidence confirms the studies with reports that elevated amounts of the coenzyme increased this survival of patients having lung, colon, rectal, and pancreatic melanoma. Though no serious negative effects of CoQ10 have been observed, the particular NCI stresses that it's important to check with health care providers to confirm that the dietary supplement can be safely used with different medicines.CoQ10 Advantages - National Most Cancers Institute Confirms That CoQ10 Possesses Potential As Cancer Cure

Can easily CoQ10 benefit cancer sufferers? The answer is yes, according to the National Cancer Institute, which has acknowledged the coenzyme's potential as an adjutant treatments for cancer.

Coenzyme q10 supplement can be a natural substance produced by your body and found in the mitochondria, or strength production center, of every cell phone. In addition to playing a key function in the production of energy for the cellular level, it is a powerful antioxidant capable of neutralizing detrimental free radicals (chemically unstable substances created when cells interact with oxygen and other ingredients).

Investigation on CoQ10's potential as a cancer treatment has been ongoing since early 1960s, when it was observed that patients by incorporating types of cancer typically received low blood levels of the coenzyme. Low levels are associated with cancers with the breast, lung, prostate, pancreas, intestines, kidney, and head/neck.

The nation's Cancer malignancy Institute says that because the coenzyme could improve immune system function, it's potential as an adjuvant therapy (cure given following primary cure to increase the chances of a cure) pertaining to cancer. In addition, its antioxidants may protect cells against free radical damage that can bring about cancer.

Both animal studies and clinical trials have revealed that increasing levels of the coenzyme stimulates the body's defense mechanisms, making the body more resistant to disease. In addition, animal research has shown that CoQ10 helped protect the particular hearts of animals offered anti-cancer drugs capable of damaging the center and decreasing cardiac operate.

Although relatively few numerous studies involving human cancer individuals have been conducted, those that have been recently carried out produced very positive results:

A randomized clinical trial involving Thirty cancer patients taking doxorubicin, a great anti-cancer drug known to be capable of producing cardiovascular system damage, confirmed the findings of the animal studies.

Some sort of Danish study of 32 breast cancers patients who were given dietary supplements of the coenzyme along with conventional cure reported that six of the patients experienced remission, while all people took fewer painkillers, shed less weight, and encountered an improved total well being.



In followup scientific tests, the Danish research team gave high-dose supplements of the coenzyme to limited number of patients and observed them for periods starting from four months to five decades. All of the patients given large dosage supplements appeared to experience total remission.

Although researchers acknowledge that more studies are needed, anecdotal evidence confirms the information with reports that greater amounts of the coenzyme increased the actual survival of patients together with lung, colon, rectal, and pancreatic cancer malignancy. Though no serious negative effects of CoQ10 have been observed, your NCI stresses that it's important to consult health care providers to confirm that the health supplement can be safely used with some other medicines.




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Get To Evasive Fish In A Small Boat

By Vonda Keller


Angling advice which may be allegedly ingenious have been handed down from generation to generation of anglers for so long as folks have been sport fishing. Traditional philosophers alleged that it required two anglers in order to net a skate, a deep water feeding fish. They declared it was only possible to take the wiley fish if one fisherman played a flute as the other danced. Whilst a great deal has developed since ancient days, the intelligent tips keep coming.

Querying all tips concerning fishing is probably sensible, even today. Because while the tales and tips have modified, fishermen haven't. They still magic up stories of dubious origin to countenance their fishing methods. Worse, while much fishing information in slick professional mags is scientifically plausible, it isn't likely most fishermen or girls will be able to essentially put them in practice.

Allegedly, according to today's professional fishing books, knowing each scientific detail about what each fish does is obligatory. But that is not the case with about 95% of people that just want some solid fishing guidance. All most individuals have to know is the general factors needed in catching specific species of fish. That suggests how deep they're at a particular time, with water conditions and what the most likely successful bait will be. They don't need 15 pages of illustrations and systematic jargon.

A single element of sportfishing which has stayed clear, correct and constant is the fact that multitudes of folks try out their angling abilities from small fishing boats. In times past that may have been a kayak dug from a tree trunk, a raft of little trees and rope, or even a constructed wooden fishing boat. Nowadays it could be made of aluminum, very tough vinyl, fiberglass, or wood. Just about any material that is cost-effective and gets folks on the water could be used.

If you go to any volume of water, anywhere folk fish, you will find that little boats aren't just suited for water barely bigger than a pool. From streams, streams, large streams and lakes of tens of thousands of acres, tiny fishing vessels make their way into them. While angling from these small crafts takes rather more care and ingenuity, the multitudes that use them manage.

Discovering true worth in sport fishing recommendations is challenging. There's unending valuable information to pass on. It's how it's passed on that makes it handy. Generally, when I pass on some fishing guidance, it is something I have been doing effectively for a long time sometimes decades. It is mostly a fishing method that actually works solidly. And it is always exact, working on condition of appropriate temperature of water, depth, time of the year and other less important elements.

What's a consistent account for giving and getting fishing techniques, is they can all be accomplished from a small boat. The fact is a tiny, flat, light boat can get into some places, especially in the spring, that bigger boats just can't get to. And that means the small boat will get to fish others can't get to. With little boats being more plentiful, much cheaper, and versatile, they're a conspicuous choice for scores of folk.

Anglers would be wise to step back and streamline 1 or 2 efficient techniques until they are perfected. Combine that together with the acquisition of a small watercraft, and the amount of fish in the ice chest can multiply quickly.




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